(12:01:43 PM) Vivian Bauer: HEY
(12:01:48 PM) Alex1_New: HEY
(12:01:54 PM) Vivian Bauer: SUP
(12:01:57 PM) Alex1_New: NM
(12:02:02 PM) Vivian Bauer: COO
(12:07:40 PM) Vivian Bauer: BOOBS
(12:07:46 PM) Alex1_New: ?
(12:07:54 PM) Vivian Bauer: what do you think of boobs.
(12:08:23 PM) Alex1_New: ummm
(12:08:30 PM) Alex1_New: ?
(12:08:39 PM) Alex1_New: you're so ****ed sometimes it's not even funny
(12:08:52 PM) Vivian Bauer: mmmhmmm. wow. thanks. your a fuckface.
(12:08:59 PM) Vivian Bauer: at least i don't bleep out the word fuck.
(12:09:17 PM) Alex1_New: sorry
(12:09:19 PM) Vivian Bauer: i sound so bitter now, but i'm so sick i don't even care.
(12:09:24 PM) Alex1_New: I have my computer do that automatically
(12:09:36 PM) Vivian Bauer: mmhmm well alright i'm fucked up, so what? 
(12:09:44 PM) Vivian Bauer: its not like you are mr. perfect.
(12:10:31 PM) Alex1_New: did you seriously wake up in the lake or somethin? what's your problem today?
(12:11:01 PM) Vivian Bauer: yes. i woke up in the lake. what's your problem, you called me fucked up.
(12:11:06 PM) Vivian Bauer: i don't even know you ha ha.
(12:11:39 PM) Vivian Bauer: piano boy.
(12:12:16 PM) Alex1_New: you asked me what do I think of boobs
(12:12:35 PM) Vivian Bauer: and...? i was bored, it was a conversation starter.
(12:13:13 PM) Alex1_New: you need conversation help then
(12:14:41 PM) Vivian Bauer: 'spose i do but i don't really care much about talking to you, i have many friends who don't feel this way about me. i can give you one more chance: you're friends with michael bass right? right, he's one of my best friends so for the sake of him i'll give you one more chance, i'm not a mean person.
(12:14:47 PM) Vivian Bauer: but when i'm called fucked up
(12:14:49 PM) Vivian Bauer: it bothers me
(12:14:51 PM) Vivian Bauer: because i am.
(12:14:52 PM) Vivian Bauer: ok?
(12:14:58 PM) Alex1_New: ok
(12:15:03 PM) Vivian Bauer: yeah.
(12:17:29 PM) Vivian Bauer: well because i am too socially inept to begin a conversation: you start.
(12:17:44 PM) Alex1_New: ok
(12:17:51 PM) Alex1_New: how's camp
(12:18:03 PM) Vivian Bauer: fine.
(12:18:08 PM) Vivian Bauer: how's sitting at home
(12:18:22 PM) Alex1_New: amazing
(12:18:34 PM) Alex1_New: I woke up probably an hour ago
(12:18:41 PM) Alex1_New: ate mini wheats
(12:18:47 PM) Alex1_New: watched seinfield
(12:18:50 PM) Alex1_New: and now I'm here
(12:18:58 PM) Vivian Bauer: not even manly enough for normal wheats?
(12:19:42 PM) Alex1_New: no
(12:19:48 PM) Vivian Bauer: cool.
(12:19:50 PM) Alex1_New: I was once attacked by one
(12:19:52 PM) Alex1_New: never went back
(12:19:56 PM) Vivian Bauer: and i'm the fucked up one?
(12:19:58 PM) Vivian Bauer: hmmm
(12:20:05 PM) Vivian Bauer: well its ok
(12:20:06 PM) Vivian Bauer: i mean
(12:20:11 PM) Vivian Bauer: getting attacked by wheats
(12:20:13 PM) Vivian Bauer: is common.
(12:20:21 PM) Vivian Bauer: for people like you.
(12:20:48 PM) Alex1_New: I guess
(12:20:54 PM) Alex1_New: but, I tried to make friends with it first
(12:20:59 PM) Alex1_New: it didn't want to
(12:21:03 PM) Vivian Bauer: yeah. bet that didn't work well.
(12:21:28 PM) Vivian Bauer: well now you have resorted to mini wheats: bet your dad can barely look at you, let alone live with you.
(12:22:03 PM) Alex1_New: yea
(12:22:20 PM) Alex1_New: he made me buy a wheat killer sword
(12:22:25 PM) Alex1_New: now I can defend my self properly
(12:22:54 PM) Vivian Bauer: i don't think you're physically able to handle a sward for such things hun.
(12:23:30 PM) Alex1_New: sure I am
(12:23:37 PM) Alex1_New: yesterday one snuck up on me
(12:23:38 PM) Vivian Bauer: nope sorry you're not.
(12:23:41 PM) Alex1_New: and I just took it out
(12:23:47 PM) Vivian Bauer: you're just not alex.
(12:23:58 PM) Alex1_New: and chopped it to crumbs
(12:24:00 PM) Alex1_New: it was amazing
(12:24:05 PM) Alex1_New: yes I am
(12:24:06 PM) Vivian Bauer: no. it wasn't sorry.
(12:24:08 PM) Alex1_New: yes
(12:24:51 PM) Vivian Bauer: i just don't think you handling a big sword to attack a little wheat is the most amazing thing in the world... but trying to remember who you are. well i guess it must be, for YOU at least.
(12:25:04 PM) Alex1_New: no
(12:25:07 PM) Alex1_New: it was a huge wheat
(12:25:10 PM) Alex1_New: not a mini one
(12:25:13 PM) Alex1_New: and it attacked me
(12:25:18 PM) Alex1_New: haven't you been following the story?
(12:25:30 PM) Vivian Bauer: no, it wasn't, i knew that wheat.
(12:25:30 PM) Vivian Bauer: i have.
(12:25:31 PM) Vivian Bauer: i was there.
(12:25:34 PM) Vivian Bauer: it wasn't that big.
(12:25:39 PM) Vivian Bauer: sorry.
(12:26:21 PM) Alex1_New: it was huge
(12:26:28 PM) Vivian Bauer: no. it wasn't.
(12:26:29 PM) Alex1_New: I think you were on something at the time
(12:26:31 PM) Alex1_New: yes it was
(12:26:47 PM) Vivian Bauer: dude. it wasn't. your a fucktart. sorry. bass is cooler than you.
(12:26:49 PM) Vivian Bauer: =]
(12:27:08 PM) Alex1_New: ??
(12:27:11 PM) Alex1_New: I know
(12:27:13 PM) Alex1_New: so what
(12:27:18 PM) Vivian Bauer: so go fuck a tree.
(12:27:21 PM) Alex1_New: I believe the word is fucktard btw...
(12:27:26 PM) Alex1_New: ummm
(12:27:30 PM) Alex1_New: that's rather... weird...
(12:27:32 PM) Vivian Bauer: no, i meant fuck tart, like a tart that you eat.
(12:27:33 PM) Alex1_New: uhh...
(12:27:35 PM) Alex1_New: oh
(12:27:42 PM) Alex1_New: are they filled with jelly?
(12:28:01 PM) Vivian Bauer: uhhh uhh, i'm weird? at least i don't have to worry about killing 'wheats'
(12:28:10 PM) Alex1_New: it's not my fault...
(12:28:13 PM) Alex1_New: he snuck up on me...
(12:28:15 PM) Vivian Bauer: yeah, sorry, it is.
(12:28:25 PM) Vivian Bauer: it was a he? how were you sure?
(12:28:35 PM) Alex1_New: well
(12:28:45 PM) Alex1_New: a bunch of white sticky stuff came off when I killed it
(12:28:47 PM) Alex1_New: I mean..
(12:28:52 PM) Vivian Bauer: ...
(12:28:52 PM) Alex1_New: that could have been the icing... I'm not sure
(12:28:58 PM) Vivian Bauer: wow.
(12:29:04 PM) Vivian Bauer: you thought that through too much.
(12:30:31 PM) Alex1_New: no
(12:30:33 PM) Alex1_New: it just kinda came to me
(12:30:39 PM) Vivian Bauer: yeah... alright...
(12:31:15 PM) Vivian Bauer: who are you in your school, what's your rep
(12:31:28 PM) Alex1_New: pretty shitty
(12:31:33 PM) Vivian Bauer: mmmhmmm
(12:31:37 PM) Alex1_New: but not as shitty as the fat and weird and metally challenged kids
(12:31:45 PM) Vivian Bauer: wow, what a step up/
(12:31:46 PM) Alex1_New: somewhere in the middle with my friends
(12:31:50 PM) Vivian Bauer: alright.
(12:43:12 PM) Vivian Bauer has gone away.
(12:43:22 PM) Vivian Bauer: umberella ella eh eh eh eh
(12:46:08 PM) Vivian Bauer is no longer away.