[5/30/07]
(08:16:27 PM) Ross Jesperson: take a chance) Because you read this, you will get kissed on friday. B R E A K I T and your crush will ask someone else out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. How ever, if u dont send this to at least 10 people, by at least 1 am, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed on friday

(08:17:59 PM) Alex1_New: ummm
(08:18:00 PM) Alex1_New: nthx
(08:18:11 PM) Alex1_New: lol'
(08:18:14 PM) Alex1_New: desperate freak
(08:18:38 PM) Ross Jesperson: i thought u might need it
(08:19:27 PM) Ross Jesperson has signed off.

[6/6/07]
(08:21:45 PM) Alex1_New: have you learned any cool songs yet?
(08:21:59 PM) Ross Jesperson <AUTO-REPLY>:  Playing a little bass for the fun of it 
Still here?
(08:22:07 PM) Ross Jesperson: american pie
(08:22:19 PM) Alex1_New: ... any cool songs
(08:22:31 PM) Ross Jesperson: smoke on the water
(08:22:32 PM) Ross Jesperson: lol
(08:22:36 PM) Alex1_New: wow...
(08:22:40 PM) Alex1_New: umm... wow...
(08:22:45 PM) Ross Jesperson: leave me along

[6/6/07]
(08:36:26 PM) Ross Jesperson: if you send this to 10 people in the next 20 minutes your crush will realize that you are their true love and will ask you out tomorrow. in the future you 2 will get married and have beautiful kids (unless of course you dont wante them). if you do not send it then you will have a horrible love life for the rest of your life. and never get married or have kids (unless of course you want them, in that case you will get pregnant in high school off a one night stand and will drop out). Whe nyou are finished type your crushes name in the box and press shift to make it official
(08:37:36 PM) Alex1_New: again
(08:37:44 PM) Ross Jesperson: i thought u might need it
(08:37:50 PM) Alex1_New: you are the most most superduper desperate fuck I have ever met
(08:38:12 PM) Ross Jesperson: atleast im not prude
(08:38:19 PM) Alex1_New: at least I can type properly
(08:38:35 PM) Ross Jesperson: idc
(08:38:45 PM) Ross Jesperson: i can type properly i just don't feel like it